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I have better things to do then entertain a full grown man when I'm not getting paid for it.

Below, some valuable lessons I took from each relationship. In time, not only will you be able to tell when your particular dude is lying through his teeth, you will have a near-bionic ability to perceive even the subtlest falsehoods in things friends, family, bosses, co-workers and future boyfriends try to pass off as truth.

Or when what they’re saying makes absolutely NO FUCKING SENSE, and they’re banking on your subscribing to the notion that fact is stranger than fiction (another specialty of asshole #2).2. Yeah, it sucks when the guy you’re going out with isn’t willing to do things for you, like hang your shelves, change your guitar strings or patch the hole in your bicycle tire, even though he’s really good at it and you have no clue how.

If you had a nicer boyfriend, he’d definitely do those things for you. Sometimes -- often, actually -- on the way to becoming good eggs, guys go through schmucky periods, especially when they don’t yet know exactly what they want, and haven’t yet learned to be direct.

but in my mind it always translates as "You don't need me to validate your existence, and that scares me." " -- HBI member, KIM "If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call." -- Lenore Bernard, Fashion Consultant (From the HBO Series, Hung) "'re not bleeding, vomiting, or on fire, chill out and stop crying." -- Heartless Bitch Member, Stephanie "Treating the whole world as if it works for you doesn't suggest you're special, it means you're an ass.

" -- Raina Kelley at Newsweek " exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when its revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin for an emotionally co-dependent shitstorm." -- Richie at criticism."Another trip to Home Depot and Canadian Tire.

"I'll leave a sniveling girly-girl cowering with a glare, but a man?

I've offered on several occasions to hold a guy's jockstrap while he tries to figure out where to stick the tampon I've just handed him.

Its not about being arrogant; its about displaying your confidence and intellect as a badge of pride.